Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Daily Brotune
Well one of brobrobrodude's favorite artist KiD CuDi is gonna star on a new HBO show called How To Make It In America! It starts Feburary 14th and will play every Sunday at 10. Well to promote the show they made a mixtape for it, though its not all CuDi its still a good mixtape. So download it here, give it a listen, then watch the show! http://www.mediafire.com/?xg20jrmthmr
Monday, February 8, 2010
Automotive Pick-Up Lines
This post is about guy’s addiction to screaming/beeping/whistling at girls from their car as the girl walks down the street. I am not going to sit here and say that I have never done it…I’m a bro and a dude so I’ve done my fair share of automotive sexual harassment. It must be weird getting ready for a jog and knowing that at least two cars full of guys are going to let you know how nice your butt looks as they speed by beeping their horn. Some girls get mad about it, but I would love it. I cannot name one time that a car full of girls drove by me yelling “YERP! NICE ASS!!” Maybe that is why girls run around outside so much more than guys do. If I was getting compliments thrown at me every other block I would run around in short-shorts and a tank top everyday too.
I just want to know if this has ever worked for a guy. Imagine the day that your kid asked how you met each other…”Well Timmy, I was driving around with some friends sophomore year of college and we happened to drive by your mother while she was out on a run. I yelled ‘HEY TITS! NICE ASS!’ we went on a few dates and here we are.” If this has ever worked for anyone that is reading this please leave a comment with your address so I can come shake your hand.
I just want to know if this has ever worked for a guy. Imagine the day that your kid asked how you met each other…”Well Timmy, I was driving around with some friends sophomore year of college and we happened to drive by your mother while she was out on a run. I yelled ‘HEY TITS! NICE ASS!’ we went on a few dates and here we are.” If this has ever worked for anyone that is reading this please leave a comment with your address so I can come shake your hand.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Legalizing Marijuana: The Economic Benefits
Don’t get the wrong idea. We are not all potheads here at brobrobrodude, but prohibition on marijuana is just absurd. Let me start by explaining why it was made illegal in the first place.
The Marijuana Tax Act was created in 1937. It didn’t criminalize marijuana but rather forced everyone using it or growing it to have a stamp for it. However, the government wasn’t giving any out. This essentially made it illegal to possess or grow marijuana. The main reason this law was passed can be tied directly to racism. It was done because Mexicans and African Americans were mostly the ones who used marijuana recreationally and people like Henry Anslinger, the Commissioner of the FBI at the time, wanted to ruin all their fun. Anslinger ran smear campaigns through outrageous films such as “Reefer Madness,” to ruin the image of marijuana.
Time and time again, scientific studies have shown that marijuana has no long term health effects and there is no record of anyone EVER dying from marijuana use. Yet things like cigarettes and alcohol which kill millions of people worldwide every year remain completely legal. But enough about the basics… and on to the real reason for this post: why legalizing marijuana could be a great boost to this economy that is in the worst recession since the Great Depression.
Hemp is a material made from marijuana plants that can be used to make over 25,000 different products from clothes to paper. Before it was made illegal, it was the largest agricultural crop in the world! These days, the underground marijuana industry is a multi-billion dollar industry despite the fact that it is illegal. Making more products from hemp could have countless positive outcomes. It could help our pollution in this country because the products would be organic and it could also create many jobs. The marijuana industry itself could create many jobs, from growers to distributors. Our unemployment rate is in the double digits and more jobs could do nothing but help the situation. There is currently an estimated 50 million people in America who use marijuana. If the government made it legal and taxed it, there could be billions of dollars in revenue to help the $12.3 trillion debt that we are in, or maybe even put us in a surplus which has been done only once in the past 40 years, by the Clinton Administration. There are 45,000 people in jail in the U.S. because of weed related issues. There is even more money we could save by not having to provide for all of those people every day. According to Jeffrey Miron, an economics professor at Harvard University, “the government could save $7.7 billion every year if it didn’t have to spend money policing and prosecuting marijuana activity.” This year alone, there has already been $5 billion spent on the war on drugs in the United States. That’s just over a month! And yet marijuana is still illegal and our debt is growing at an astounding rate. Something has to be done to fix the economy and these asinine stimulus bills are not working. Marijuana legalization may not be the only solution to that problem or the best one, but it sure as hell would help.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Franklin's Rant- Stop fucking singing at parties...ya fucks
It’s Friday night, I’m sipping on “my drank” and I, for the most part, am having a good time. The week of troubles being washed away 12oz at a time from a clear plastic cup of brown alcoholic nectar. Then, it happens, a song that has plagued my ears more than a thousand times starts. The cackling of the pack of girls standing near me fades out into inane screams of, “OH MY GOD YAAAAAAY!” The group of assholes I saw earlier are now wrapped in each others’ arms swaying back and forth to the rhythm of the song. My mind begins to process all the information that is occurring around me. A single thought pops into my head, “Fuck…”
The fact that I even have to address this issue is beyond tedium. The hebetudinous of the people that participate in these exercises in idiocy frustrate me to the point of complete mental exhaustion. The act leaves me in a somewhat phlegmatic state, where I can do nothing but shit and piss myself while staring at my dilapidated Brookwood off white ceiling tiles. Why do the masses feel that this practice is necessary? It is completely incompetent. What I am talking about is group singing at parties.
First off, the majority of people who participate in this most likely do not listen to Bon Jovi or Journey while they are alone, so why is it necessary to scream the lyrics of these songs in a social setting with a bunch of other blithering idiots? No response? Well, fortunately for you I have formulated several hypotheses for this.
Hypothesis 1: Idiots have become self aware, if this is the case then the singing is acting as some sort of town bell, a bat signal if you will. Unlike Gotham’s Dark Knight it seems that this signal is more of a calling out to the world that, “Hey I’m a fucking idiot! Where my peers at ya herrrrrr maaayy???” Typically afterwards I would imagine they gather together in primitive groups discussing anything ranging from how many paint chips it took them to eat to get high last Tuesday or how long they tried fitting the square block in the circle hole before coming to the party.
Hypothesis 2: It is a mating call to other dumbass mother fuckers of the opposite sex. I have come to this hypothesis from extensive field work and observation. Unfortunately I believe that my IQ may have dropped a couple of points while being constantly surrounded by these individuals. BUT, that was a sacrifice I was willing to make for science. Back to what I was saying, typically a male will be in charge of the musical device and will prompt the singing (more on him later). When this happens the females will follow suit. Thus, it must be some sort of idiot mating ritual, which is probably followed by 30 seconds of belly button sex between the two.
Hypothesis 3: There is no answer. The situation is so fucking dumb that it is beyond the possibility of explanation entirely. Even through vigorous contemplation and deductive reasoning, the obtuse nature of the act must be completely incomprehensible.
One can only postulate as to which of these is actually true, some would surmise that further pontification on the subject would be dispensable. However, this is Brobrobrodude.blogspot.com, which means you need to shut that filthy fucking sewer you call a mouth and listen.
The final topic that I have to discuss before I bring this disquisition to a close, this is the subject of the fuckhole that I have deemed, “Teh Clown”.
This is the individual is the one who leads the parade of fools in song and will fall under the category of tool if in a frat/sorority. He/She is the loudest mother fuck in the immediate area, moreover, this person has the annoying characteristic of knowing every fucking word in every dumb fuck song. This person unfortunately is in control of the music device and continually puts stupid shit on, namely sing along songs. The mind reels when trying to understand the “Teh Clown” through rational thought. “Teh Clown” tries to gain recognition from their peers by doing this, unfortunately for him/her it is self defeating in its stupidity. Why? A.) it’s not cool B.) it’s not cool C.) you look like a fucking idiot screaming at Bon Jovi at the top of your lungs D.) you aren’t cool singing like an idiot because Bon Jovi has been doing it for over 20 years and he still isn’t cool so what could you possibly hope to accomplish, you might as well turn down the dumbass knob in your life and not do it.
I’m done
F- Out
Failing to prevent human devolution since 1987
The fact that I even have to address this issue is beyond tedium. The hebetudinous of the people that participate in these exercises in idiocy frustrate me to the point of complete mental exhaustion. The act leaves me in a somewhat phlegmatic state, where I can do nothing but shit and piss myself while staring at my dilapidated Brookwood off white ceiling tiles. Why do the masses feel that this practice is necessary? It is completely incompetent. What I am talking about is group singing at parties.
First off, the majority of people who participate in this most likely do not listen to Bon Jovi or Journey while they are alone, so why is it necessary to scream the lyrics of these songs in a social setting with a bunch of other blithering idiots? No response? Well, fortunately for you I have formulated several hypotheses for this.
Hypothesis 1: Idiots have become self aware, if this is the case then the singing is acting as some sort of town bell, a bat signal if you will. Unlike Gotham’s Dark Knight it seems that this signal is more of a calling out to the world that, “Hey I’m a fucking idiot! Where my peers at ya herrrrrr maaayy???” Typically afterwards I would imagine they gather together in primitive groups discussing anything ranging from how many paint chips it took them to eat to get high last Tuesday or how long they tried fitting the square block in the circle hole before coming to the party.
Hypothesis 2: It is a mating call to other dumbass mother fuckers of the opposite sex. I have come to this hypothesis from extensive field work and observation. Unfortunately I believe that my IQ may have dropped a couple of points while being constantly surrounded by these individuals. BUT, that was a sacrifice I was willing to make for science. Back to what I was saying, typically a male will be in charge of the musical device and will prompt the singing (more on him later). When this happens the females will follow suit. Thus, it must be some sort of idiot mating ritual, which is probably followed by 30 seconds of belly button sex between the two.
Hypothesis 3: There is no answer. The situation is so fucking dumb that it is beyond the possibility of explanation entirely. Even through vigorous contemplation and deductive reasoning, the obtuse nature of the act must be completely incomprehensible.
One can only postulate as to which of these is actually true, some would surmise that further pontification on the subject would be dispensable. However, this is Brobrobrodude.blogspot.com, which means you need to shut that filthy fucking sewer you call a mouth and listen.
The final topic that I have to discuss before I bring this disquisition to a close, this is the subject of the fuckhole that I have deemed, “Teh Clown”.
This is the individual is the one who leads the parade of fools in song and will fall under the category of tool if in a frat/sorority. He/She is the loudest mother fuck in the immediate area, moreover, this person has the annoying characteristic of knowing every fucking word in every dumb fuck song. This person unfortunately is in control of the music device and continually puts stupid shit on, namely sing along songs. The mind reels when trying to understand the “Teh Clown” through rational thought. “Teh Clown” tries to gain recognition from their peers by doing this, unfortunately for him/her it is self defeating in its stupidity. Why? A.) it’s not cool B.) it’s not cool C.) you look like a fucking idiot screaming at Bon Jovi at the top of your lungs D.) you aren’t cool singing like an idiot because Bon Jovi has been doing it for over 20 years and he still isn’t cool so what could you possibly hope to accomplish, you might as well turn down the dumbass knob in your life and not do it.
I’m done
F- Out
Failing to prevent human devolution since 1987
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Why My Dad Is Awesome
I know what a lot of you are thinking: "Man! These BroBroBroDude guys are so awesome and funny! I wonder where they get it from!!" Well I get my awesomeness from my dad. There are tons of stories that will prove how cool my dad is. I am only going to share one with you today, but if it is a hit I'll tell you all some more. Every Fourth of July my dad would go over to his friends basement and buy ridiculous amounts of illegal fireworks. He did this partly because my brothers and I loved the firewords and partly because he loved blowing shit up. I had a cousin who came over every year to watch my dad set off these fireworks, and every year he would ask my dad three hundred million times if he could set some off. One year my dad finally gave in and let him light one off...now let me describe my cousin to you for a little. At the time he was probably around fourteen or fifteen years old. He was about 5 foot 7 and weighed like 240 pounds. He was the type of kid who's wardrobe consisted of NBA basketball jerseys and jean shorts stopped right above his ankles. So obviously I was already hoping the firecracker would go off in his hand...And it almost did. He let go at the last second and only burnt his thumb. He ran up to my dad who was setting up the next explosion; "Uncle Eddy! Uncle Eddy! I burnt my thumb what do i do?!" Now my cousin only saw my dad around the Fourth of July so he didn't know that you can't take anything he says seriously because my dad just blurts out the first thing to cross through his head and it's usually something that would never cross through anyone elses head on earth. My dad immediately told my cousin that the best way to cure a burnt thumb is to: "stick an ice cube in your ass then jam your thumb up there." Now everyone had their little laugh and went back to celebrating....until my brother walked into the backyard. He heard some groaning and grunting and decided to investigate. My brother turned the corner of our tool shed to find our porky cousin with his jeans around his knees and his thumb in his ass. This is the first example of why my dad is awesome.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Facebook Ruined Break-ups
Ending relationships has always been really uncomfortable. Thanks to Facebook, breaking up with someone is more awkward than ever. Nosy fucks that sit on Facebook all day have ruined breaking up. You have to go to your homepage and confirm the fact that you probably fucked up real bad and your girlfriend broke up with you. But it doesn’t just end there. The news of your break up instantly gets posted on ALL of your friend’s homepages. You know, because that’s exactly what you want right after someone breaks up with you; all her bitch friends and all the bros and dudes that want to fuck her getting the news that she’s single and you suck. Nothing can make you feel like more of a douche bag then looking at the post that says your relationship has ended and then looking under that and seeing that eight people “Like This”. You can just imagine all her friends at their laptops, “yeah he’s a dick, I like this and I’ll let everyone know!” But that’s not as bad as the fuckers who leave a comment on it; either her fantastic friends again letting the world know how much you suck or some tool trying to console her…with his penis. Girls know how to use Facebook perfectly after a breakup. You could date a girl for five years and over that time she’ll post like seven new pictures. But that first Sunday after the breakup you’ll see her tagged in 27 pictures and it is always in the same sequence: First are the “getting ready” pictures where it’s just her and her friends making stupid faces in the bathroom mirror while they do their hair and make-up, then comes the “pre-gaming” pictures where it’s the same group of people just inhaling shots of cheap liquor in short dresses, and then finally the party pictures where your ex girlfriends friends just follow her around with a camera and randomly select guys that she can take pictures with ( “oh my god she just broke up with the biggest asshole you two should totally kiss for the next picture!” ) Girls usually win the Facebook war when it comes to break ups. But fuck them and fuck Facebook for giving guys another obstacle to overcome after a break up.
Franklin's Rant- Attention Bigots, Homophobes, Sexists, Anti-Semites and all you other fucks
What's up fuckers? Its been about a week since I wrote anything and I felt it necessary to enlighten you ignorant bucket heads. This rant will be about the complete stupidity of racism and any form of discrimination.
Racism- noun
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
This can be applied to other things, like Sex, Religion, and other things that separate one human from another.
Why racism against blacks is stupid- look, genetically, humanity has not been around long enough to have evolved to separate us from one another. All of the differences that people have from one another are purely aesthetic. "BuT, FanKlIn, whaAt abut NBA and NFL? MoSt of them r all blacck, rigHt?" Yes, that is true cock spanker, the majority of the professional athletes are African American. Hence, the assumption is that in some way African Americans are physically superior. The answer to this is buried deep in that history book you rip pages out of to roll joints. Slavery, slavery is the reason why there are so many talented black athletes. During the times of slavery, only the best strongest of both genders were brought over to the "land of the free" and they bread them like or fucking animals. So, after years of that you have people who are strong and capable. There is no extra tendon or whatever other bullshit some fucks like you believe, it is exactly what I said it was.
Why Hating Muslims is fucking dumb like you- "Wait, Wait, Wait, Frnklin, U likE Arabs? What r U, sum kinda terrrrrist?!" No you insolent buffoon, I am not a terrorist. If your pedestrian mind can wrap itself around the extra large helping of knowledge I'm going to throw at you, then maybe, maybe you will understand. I highly doubt that but, I'm going to do it anyway because I'm fucking awesome and I believe in mental charity. Not all Muslims are terrorists, furthermore, not all Muslims are fucking Arab. Wow, did you catch that? Maybe it was too fast for you so I'll retort. Not all Muslims are terrorists and not all Muslims are fucking Arab.
Countries With The Largest Muslim Populations (2009):
Country Number of Muslims
Indonesia 203 million
Pakistan 174 million
India 161 million
Bangladesh 145 million
Egypt 79 million
Nigeria 78 million
Iran 74 million
Turkey 74 million
Algeria 34 million
Morocco 32 million
Iraq 30 million
Sudan 30 million
Afghanistan 28 million
Ethiopia 28 million
Uzbekistan 26 million
Saudi Arabia 25 million
Yemen 23 million
China 22 million
Syria 20 million
Russia 16 million
You see that. Iraq doesn't even make the top ten asshole. Most Muslims aren't from the Middle East. Furthermore, we are only at War in one country from the Middle East (Hint: Afghanistan isn't the Middle East). Those numbers up there aren't even all of the Muslims in the world, it's still a lot of fucking people though. All of them couldn't be terrorists or else we would be fucked. World wide it is estimated that less than one percent of Muslims are Islamic Fundamentalists or extremists (this means terrorist doucher). Why? Because the word Islam itself means peace. "But Fanklin, Teh Koran tells muslms to Kill white people!" No, it doesn't. Any religion can be skewed to tell people to do things. Bible doesn't tell Christians to blow up abortion clinics, Catholicism doesn't tell preach for priests to rape children. People do it anyway. So shut the fuck up.
Homophobia...shut up- So, you don't like Homosexuals because they like guys and may or may not hit on you. Also, you think of homosexuals raping people in the ass and molesting children. HA HA HA, most of the pedophiles that rape children profess to be heterosexual. Another aspect to look at is, why the fuck do you even give a shit what they do? I mean really, is your life so fucked that you have to hate someone else because of who they choose to date/love or whatever? The energy that you expend being a homophobe could be directed towards something more productive, like figuring out a way to wipe you existence from the pages of human history. It baffles me when I hear someone say, "If a fag ever came up and hit on me I'd knock them the fuck out!". Why? if anything why wouldn't you say "I'm not gay" and the situation would be done. If anything you should probably flattered at the fact that both sexes find you attractive. But, you are stupid, how could I possibly have any fleeting hope that you could comprehend anything I just said.
Racism towards whites, or reverse racism...fuck- When black people are racist towards white people I just don't really get it. I mean, to a point I can understand not liking someone because they are racist, but all white people? I think that one of the most common reasons for racism towards whites is "Their ancestors enslaved my people" . What? what the fuck do you care that someone 200 years ago was enslaved by a white person, furthermore you don't know who that white person is related to. Bottom line you don't know, and if you did then what the fuck is the difference? They (the decedent of the slave owner) probably has no idea that their ancestor owned slaves. Chances are the person isn't racist, so why punish them for the actions of those people back then? It doesn't make sense at all...Oh and if it means so fucking much then why do black people (Not all black people mind you) condone a word that was used to oppress our ancestors. Rappers and other entertainment people use the words quite frequently in songs, and everyday speech. It is a travesty that "Nigga" is basically on the verge of becoming socially acceptable to say. I stand back and cannot fathom how society has gotten to this point, Fucking pathetic.
"Illegal Immigrants"- I cannot understand why people hate a group of people because they are trying to get to another country to better their lives and that of their family. "But frankliN, tey r taken jobs from ameriKans!" No mother fuck, last time I checked you weren't signing up to pick strawberries out of a field for 12hrs or work in some back kitchen of a dive restaurant. No...
Well that's all I feel like typing right now, Until next time
F- out
Racism- noun
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
This can be applied to other things, like Sex, Religion, and other things that separate one human from another.
Why racism against blacks is stupid- look, genetically, humanity has not been around long enough to have evolved to separate us from one another. All of the differences that people have from one another are purely aesthetic. "BuT, FanKlIn, whaAt abut NBA and NFL? MoSt of them r all blacck, rigHt?" Yes, that is true cock spanker, the majority of the professional athletes are African American. Hence, the assumption is that in some way African Americans are physically superior. The answer to this is buried deep in that history book you rip pages out of to roll joints. Slavery, slavery is the reason why there are so many talented black athletes. During the times of slavery, only the best strongest of both genders were brought over to the "land of the free" and they bread them like or fucking animals. So, after years of that you have people who are strong and capable. There is no extra tendon or whatever other bullshit some fucks like you believe, it is exactly what I said it was.
Why Hating Muslims is fucking dumb like you- "Wait, Wait, Wait, Frnklin, U likE Arabs? What r U, sum kinda terrrrrist?!" No you insolent buffoon, I am not a terrorist. If your pedestrian mind can wrap itself around the extra large helping of knowledge I'm going to throw at you, then maybe, maybe you will understand. I highly doubt that but, I'm going to do it anyway because I'm fucking awesome and I believe in mental charity. Not all Muslims are terrorists, furthermore, not all Muslims are fucking Arab. Wow, did you catch that? Maybe it was too fast for you so I'll retort. Not all Muslims are terrorists and not all Muslims are fucking Arab.
Countries With The Largest Muslim Populations (2009):
Country Number of Muslims
Indonesia 203 million
Pakistan 174 million
India 161 million
Bangladesh 145 million
Egypt 79 million
Nigeria 78 million
Iran 74 million
Turkey 74 million
Algeria 34 million
Morocco 32 million
Iraq 30 million
Sudan 30 million
Afghanistan 28 million
Ethiopia 28 million
Uzbekistan 26 million
Saudi Arabia 25 million
Yemen 23 million
China 22 million
Syria 20 million
Russia 16 million
You see that. Iraq doesn't even make the top ten asshole. Most Muslims aren't from the Middle East. Furthermore, we are only at War in one country from the Middle East (Hint: Afghanistan isn't the Middle East). Those numbers up there aren't even all of the Muslims in the world, it's still a lot of fucking people though. All of them couldn't be terrorists or else we would be fucked. World wide it is estimated that less than one percent of Muslims are Islamic Fundamentalists or extremists (this means terrorist doucher). Why? Because the word Islam itself means peace. "But Fanklin, Teh Koran tells muslms to Kill white people!" No, it doesn't. Any religion can be skewed to tell people to do things. Bible doesn't tell Christians to blow up abortion clinics, Catholicism doesn't tell preach for priests to rape children. People do it anyway. So shut the fuck up.
Homophobia...shut up- So, you don't like Homosexuals because they like guys and may or may not hit on you. Also, you think of homosexuals raping people in the ass and molesting children. HA HA HA, most of the pedophiles that rape children profess to be heterosexual. Another aspect to look at is, why the fuck do you even give a shit what they do? I mean really, is your life so fucked that you have to hate someone else because of who they choose to date/love or whatever? The energy that you expend being a homophobe could be directed towards something more productive, like figuring out a way to wipe you existence from the pages of human history. It baffles me when I hear someone say, "If a fag ever came up and hit on me I'd knock them the fuck out!". Why? if anything why wouldn't you say "I'm not gay" and the situation would be done. If anything you should probably flattered at the fact that both sexes find you attractive. But, you are stupid, how could I possibly have any fleeting hope that you could comprehend anything I just said.
Racism towards whites, or reverse racism...fuck- When black people are racist towards white people I just don't really get it. I mean, to a point I can understand not liking someone because they are racist, but all white people? I think that one of the most common reasons for racism towards whites is "Their ancestors enslaved my people" . What? what the fuck do you care that someone 200 years ago was enslaved by a white person, furthermore you don't know who that white person is related to. Bottom line you don't know, and if you did then what the fuck is the difference? They (the decedent of the slave owner) probably has no idea that their ancestor owned slaves. Chances are the person isn't racist, so why punish them for the actions of those people back then? It doesn't make sense at all...Oh and if it means so fucking much then why do black people (Not all black people mind you) condone a word that was used to oppress our ancestors. Rappers and other entertainment people use the words quite frequently in songs, and everyday speech. It is a travesty that "Nigga" is basically on the verge of becoming socially acceptable to say. I stand back and cannot fathom how society has gotten to this point, Fucking pathetic.
"Illegal Immigrants"- I cannot understand why people hate a group of people because they are trying to get to another country to better their lives and that of their family. "But frankliN, tey r taken jobs from ameriKans!" No mother fuck, last time I checked you weren't signing up to pick strawberries out of a field for 12hrs or work in some back kitchen of a dive restaurant. No...
Well that's all I feel like typing right now, Until next time
F- out
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls
http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=259
TOP 10 MANLIEST MOMENTS FROM MAN VS. WILD
TOP 10 MANLIEST MOMENTS FROM MAN VS. WILD
Friday, January 29, 2010
"Shrooms" may be the best movie of all time!
Hands down if this isn't the best movie of all time, it's definitely top 10.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Dedication To Stretchy Pants
This post is a dedication to whoever convinced girls that wearing leggings as pants was a good idea. ALL MEN THANK YOU! And lesbians probably like it too we don’t discriminate here at brobrobrodude. Maybe it started as the worst walk of shame ever. The girl woke up and couldn’t find the skirt that she wore over her leggings the night before. But she’d rather walk home in tights than wake up the random dude she let slam her the night before. Half way home she noticed her butt looks ten times better when she is walking down the street essentially pantless.
Well since we are guys and we can’t give credit to girls for anything…kudos to the guy who provided sex that was awkward enough to make a girl walk home without what she thought was the most important part of her outfit. Or it could have just been some selfless boyfriend. Just because she is your girlfriend does not make it ok to hide a set of beautiful butt cheeks from the world; and this guyk new that…must’ve been a real bro…or a dude….Imagine the conversation as he watches his girlfriend get dressed for the night. “Babe, I don’t get why you even put clothes on over your leggings. Your body is so beautiful; why cover it up?” And that could be the single reason why we get to walk around and see girls pretty much half naked. So whoever started this…we all owe you one…….P.S. We all hope that if you were smart enough to get all girls to wear leggings as pants than you are also smart enough to convince fat girls to NEVER WEAR THEM
Well since we are guys and we can’t give credit to girls for anything…kudos to the guy who provided sex that was awkward enough to make a girl walk home without what she thought was the most important part of her outfit. Or it could have just been some selfless boyfriend. Just because she is your girlfriend does not make it ok to hide a set of beautiful butt cheeks from the world; and this guyk new that…must’ve been a real bro…or a dude….Imagine the conversation as he watches his girlfriend get dressed for the night. “Babe, I don’t get why you even put clothes on over your leggings. Your body is so beautiful; why cover it up?” And that could be the single reason why we get to walk around and see girls pretty much half naked. So whoever started this…we all owe you one…….P.S. We all hope that if you were smart enough to get all girls to wear leggings as pants than you are also smart enough to convince fat girls to NEVER WEAR THEM
Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls
How badass is Bear Grylls? Many a Zebra have wondered, but none dare ask.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sorry
This is probably the only thing I will ever say sorry for even though I wasn't responsible for, so here it is. I'm sorry for the Michael J. Fox jokes, I don't want to be associated with jokes that make fun of people with disabilities. We're better than that. So, sorry.
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Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=017UzvTR3dk
Ok so the video wouldnt load but the we put up the link. This is definantly one of the best episodes of Man vs. Wild ever! Dont forget to watch a new episode tonight and every Wednesday at 9PM on Discovery.
Ok so the video wouldnt load but the we put up the link. This is definantly one of the best episodes of Man vs. Wild ever! Dont forget to watch a new episode tonight and every Wednesday at 9PM on Discovery.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Daily Brotune
First single off of Distant Relatives. Look out for the Nas and Damian Marley collaboration, the album should be hot.
Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls
In 1985 Bear Grylls hunted, killed and ate and entire village of South American Rebels and a United States Army Platoon for protein. The gruesome story was retold in 1987 in the movie “Predator.”
Throwback Chappelle's Show
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This is from the first season of Chappelle's show and it is hilarious. Enjoy
Monday, January 25, 2010
Daily Brotune
Aiyyo Bo knows this (what?) and Bo knows that (what?)
But Bo don't know jack, cause Bo can't rap
Well whaddya know? the Di-Dawg is first up to bat
No batteries included, and no strings attached
No holds barred, no time for move fakin
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon
Brothers front, they say the Tribe can't flow
But we've been known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe so
Sleep if you want, my crew will help you get your Z's troop
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from
I'm vexed, fumin, I've had it up to here
My days of payin dues are over, acknowledge we is in there(YEAH)
Head for the border, go get a taco
I'll be wreckin from the jump street, meaning from the get-go
Sit back relax and let yourself go
Don't sweat what you heard, and act like you know
Verse Two: Charlie Brown
Yes yes y'all (yes y'all!)
who got the vibe it's the Tribe y'all (Tribe y'all!)
real live y'all (live y'all!)
Inside outside come around... (who's that??) Browwwwwwwwn
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley
Layback on the payback, [evolve rotate the gates?] CONTACT!
Can I get a hit? (HIT!)
Boom bit with a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip
East coast stompin, rippin and rompin
New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton
Checka-checka-check it out!
The loops for the troops, more bounce to the ounce
And wow how now wow how now Brown cow
We're ill till the skill gets down
For the flex, next, it's the textbook old to the new
but the rest are doo-doo
From radio, to the video, to Arsenio
Tell me! Yo, what's the scenario
Verse Three: Dinco D
(True blue!) Scooby Doo, whoopie doo
Scenario's ready yo, rates more than four
Scores for the snores that smother dancefloors
Now I go for mine, shave the seashore
Ship-shape crushed Grapes Apes that play tapes
Papes make drakes baked for the wakes
of an L-ah, An E-ah, simply just a leader
bass in his face means peace see ya later
Later? (LATER!) Later alligator
Pop goes the weasel and the herb's the inflater
So yo the D what the O, incorporated I-N-C into a flow
Funk flipped flat back first fist foul fight fight fight
Laugh yo how's that sound (ohhhhhh!)
Verse Four: Q-Tip, Busta Rhymes
It’s a Leader Quest mission and we got the goods here(here!)
Never on the left cause my right's my good ear (ear!)
I could give a damn about a ill subliminal
Stay away from crime SO I ain't no CRIMINAL <----
I love my young nation, groovy sensation
No time for hibernation, only elation
Don't ever try to test the water little kid
Yo Mr. Busta Rhymes, tell him what I did
I heard you rushed and rushed, AND ATTACKED
Then they rebuked and you had TO SMACK
Causin rambunction, throughout the sphere
Raise the levels of the boom, inside the ear
You know I did it
So don't violate or you get violated
The hip-hop sound is well agitated
Won't ever waste no time on the played out ego
So here's Busta Rhymes with the, Scenario
Verse Five: Busta Rhymes
Watch, as I combine all the juice from the mind
Heel up, wheel up, bring it back, come rewind
Powerful impact BOOM! from the cannon
Not braggin, try to read my mind just imagine
Vo-cab-u-lary's necessary
When diggin into my library
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Eating ITAL stew like the one Peter Tosh-a
UH uh UH, all over the track, man
UH, pardon me, UH, as I come back
As I did it yo I had to beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron
RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon
Change your little drawers cause your pants are saggin
Try to step to this, I will twist you in a turban
And have u smelling rank, like some old stale urine
Chickity-choco, the chocolate chicken
The rear cockdiesel but chicks they were kicking
Yo, bustin out before the Busta bust a nut the rhyme
the rhythm is in sync (UHH!) the rhymes are on time (TIME!)
Rippin up the sound just like a radio
Observe the rhyme and check out the scenario!!
*chorus starts* Yeah, my man motherfucker!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Things That Make You A Tool
Getting a hat customized to say that your on your schools drinking team.
Daily Brotune
Today, nobody cares
But tomorrow they will, they will
Today, nobody cares
But, oh, tomorrow they will, they will
They said my future was dark
You see me now?
Just look around
I’m beamin’
(We are) They used to talk
When I wasn’t around (Lasers)
You see me now (We’re not)
(Losers) I’m beamin’
I get my energy from my inner G
I be in outer space, but I got inner peace
So tell my enemies that they can’t injure me
I know that irritates, you have my sympathies
Well, you should protest, yeah, you should picket me
I’m on a losing strike, I’m on a winning streak
I’m out in left field, I’m speaking mentally
But that’s a better places than where the benches be
I’m feelin’ really good, me and different beat
Me and my different drummer, he play the timpanis
See, that’s what got me here, you hearin’ me
Me on my black man in the future shit, call me Billy Dee
See, I’m just forward-looking, that’s how I really see
See, while you Valentimes, I’m thinking Christmas trees
And that’s how this would be, even at Mickey D’s
Semicolon, close parentheses
They said my future was dark
You see me now?
Just look around
I’m beamin’
They used to talk
When I wasn’t around
You see me now
I’m beamin’
Do you remember me, the guy from verse one?
Failure’s my last name, Never’s my first one
You see I hood a lot, and yeah I nerd some
Hood’s where the heart is, nerd’s where the words from
Don’t represent either, because I merged them
‘S kids who wanna leave, and I encourage them
Go out and see the world, never return from
Yeah, you don’t come back, unless you learn some
And baby girl, what does it matter where your purse from?
Your hurr done, your nails did, your ass fat, but you’re dumb
Mix Melyssa Ford with Maya Angelou
Become a top model and Sojourner too
I try to follow this, what Muhammad do
It’s such a old soul inside the sonic youth
Swear I’m Ferrari’d up, and I’m conscious, too
I don’t prophesize: I promise you
They said my future was dark
You see me now?
Just look around
I’m beamin’
They used to talk
When I wasn’t around (Lasers)
You see me now (Ha)
I’m beamin’
Yeah, it’s me again, the guy from verse two
Well, this the last one, it’s almost curfew
It’s almost night out, so turn your lights on
Where all my 760s, witcha brights on?
Yeah, they are the ones to keep your eyes on
Like how we used to do, to keep the house warm
Now those the type of eyes, I not cry from
You see the tears of fire run out my cryin’ songs
Now the world’s shoulders is what we cryin’ on
The world’s fast lane is what I’m drivin’ on
What am I driving at? I’m tryna drive it home
I’m in the driver’s seat, but you can ride along
‘Cause never cyclops, it’s never I alone
I’m tellin’ your story wherever I perform
Now if they lookin’ for me, tell ‘em I’ve gone
Out in the bright lights, right where I belong
They said my future was dark
You see me now?
Just look around
I’m beamin’
They used to talk
When I wasn’t around
You see me now
I’m beamin’
Our Letter To M. Night Shyamalan
Dear M. Night Shyamalan,
I don’t know whether to thank you or tell you to go fuck yourself. You wrote and directed the 2008 film “The Happening”. This is both the worst and best movie I have ever watched. It is one of the dumbest movies ever made, but the completely ridiculous plot and awful acting makes it very entertaining…when you’re very very high. After I watched “The Happening” I couldn’t decide if you were just an asshole who wanted to show everyone that you could make the shittiest movie ever and still be rich or if you just paid someone to scramble your brain with a power drill and wrote down whatever came to mind. What the fuck were you thinking? “I have the perfect idea for my next movie! Check it out! People are going to start to say stupid shit that makes no sense, then walk around backwards for a little bit, and then they are just going to kill themselves in the most inconvenient and hilarious ways possible….oh yeah and the trees are the bad guys.” Fuck you M. Night Shyamalan. I will give you credit for the ways that the people in the movie kill themselves though. Five minutes into the movie an entire construction crew just swan dives one by one off the roof of the building. At one point some lady pulls out her iphone at a diner to show a video that her sister had sent her. The video is of some guy in a zoo who has been infected by the scary killer tree air who decides to wave his arm in taunting motions in front of a lions face until the lion finally says “fuck it” and eats him.
What kind of dickhead sees a guy about to get his shit fucked up by a lion and thinks to pull out their iphone, video tape it, and send it out to all their friends? You managed to turn Mark Wahlberg, who is badass in every movie, into a crybaby pussy. Oh, and great ending you idiot. The trees just give up and stop killing people for no reason at all…in America at least. For some reason they go to France. Maybe you were setting everyone up for the sequel: “It’s Happening Again: Don’t Even Bother Watching”. Well M. Night Shyamalan, fuck you and suck my dick.
Sincerely,
BroBroBroDude
I don’t know whether to thank you or tell you to go fuck yourself. You wrote and directed the 2008 film “The Happening”. This is both the worst and best movie I have ever watched. It is one of the dumbest movies ever made, but the completely ridiculous plot and awful acting makes it very entertaining…when you’re very very high. After I watched “The Happening” I couldn’t decide if you were just an asshole who wanted to show everyone that you could make the shittiest movie ever and still be rich or if you just paid someone to scramble your brain with a power drill and wrote down whatever came to mind. What the fuck were you thinking? “I have the perfect idea for my next movie! Check it out! People are going to start to say stupid shit that makes no sense, then walk around backwards for a little bit, and then they are just going to kill themselves in the most inconvenient and hilarious ways possible….oh yeah and the trees are the bad guys.” Fuck you M. Night Shyamalan. I will give you credit for the ways that the people in the movie kill themselves though. Five minutes into the movie an entire construction crew just swan dives one by one off the roof of the building. At one point some lady pulls out her iphone at a diner to show a video that her sister had sent her. The video is of some guy in a zoo who has been infected by the scary killer tree air who decides to wave his arm in taunting motions in front of a lions face until the lion finally says “fuck it” and eats him.
What kind of dickhead sees a guy about to get his shit fucked up by a lion and thinks to pull out their iphone, video tape it, and send it out to all their friends? You managed to turn Mark Wahlberg, who is badass in every movie, into a crybaby pussy. Oh, and great ending you idiot. The trees just give up and stop killing people for no reason at all…in America at least. For some reason they go to France. Maybe you were setting everyone up for the sequel: “It’s Happening Again: Don’t Even Bother Watching”. Well M. Night Shyamalan, fuck you and suck my dick.
Sincerely,
BroBroBroDude
Franklin's Rant- Why frats and sororities fucking blow but im still awesome
So, I'm no longer writing a weekly rant. I think it will be more like Franklin's whenever the fuck I feel like it because it's fucking congress ass raper and you'll fucking like it rant. So, you'll just have to keep checking to find out what pisses me off besides you.
I've been thinking for a while about how frats and sororities piss me off. I know what you are thinking and saying at you pornmachine, "But FrankLin, arEn't u in a Frat? LOL?!" Yes fuck face, I am in a fraternity. But, who would be more of an expert on why they suck than someone who is in "Greek life".
For the sake of organization I have created categories for each of the people that are in the greek organizations. You probably don't understand because you are fucking stupid, but I'm sure you will catch on.
Fraternities:
The Tool: This guy tries to rip his personality from the silver screen of movies such as "Van Wilder", "Old School", etc. etc. He is a doucher and has cronies who typically follow him around. He is always down for "gettin fucked up" "fuckin Bitches" and constantly brags a how many "Bitches" they get with, even though it is probably limited to his hand, and that kid he touched penises with at recess in the 5th grade.
The man whore: This guy can be alright to hang out with, for guys. Girls to this person are disposable objects and talks shit to them constantly. The funniest part about this is that typically, girls know how many girls the guy has been with and still get with him. Why? because they are fucking dumb...
That Guy: This guy typically lifts weights constantly, finds an excuse to take off his shirt in public places, most likely plays ultimate frizbee, and watches fucking Jersey Shore. He is also that guy at the gym that when you want to get on the bench, says that he has like 40 more sets to do in his cut off under armor shirt. You have seen them, you probably know one, or two. They are fucking lame. Oh yeah and you can typically spot him checking out his "Swell" at the gym mirror...fucking asshole
Me: Well, I think it is obvious that I am probably one of the most diabolical of the classes of Frat people. What is this class called you ask? Well shit eater it is the hater, as the name implies I hate on everything and everyone. Why? because it is fun.
Sororities
The Conceited Bitch: This person is interesting, they have fun with people, seem pretty cool, and is everyone's "friend". But, they talk shit, manipulative,and narcissistic. Everything is very cloak and dagger, behind the scenes, ghost recon shit. Typically she is mistaken for another class that will be discussed later.
The Skank: There are different types of this class of human. Some are clandestine sluts (Clandestine means secret asshole), overt skank, and then the "black out" skank. The last one is probably the most interesting, she claims blacking out as a means of justification for the actions. "Haha OmG, I don't remember it I was blacked out ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!" ...no... just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen, you fuck.
The Drama Queen: This chick needs little explanation. Instigating, attention seeking, dramatizing, crying, puking and all that shit. She often over steps her bounds within a group of people. Before people start talking shit and crying like a bunch of bitch ass dick faces, by over stepping bounds I mean...hmm for instance, making fun someone that they barely know within the social group and she finds it okay. This person often comes up and talks to you for at least a half an hour about something that you don't care about and at the end of the conversation you wished one of several things happened mid conversation. A) she stopped talking B) You had a massive blood clot in your brain causing your head to explode C) You were a big enough dickhead to just walk away.
The Cool Chick: Well, this class is pretty self explanatory. This girl typically hangs out with the guys and can interact without having it be awkward. This person is enjoyable to be around and most of the time keeps it real. But, they can only keep it so real cause this person is in "greek life" so they must have some kind of fucking damage.
Well, Until next time
F out
I've been thinking for a while about how frats and sororities piss me off. I know what you are thinking and saying at you pornmachine, "But FrankLin, arEn't u in a Frat? LOL?!" Yes fuck face, I am in a fraternity. But, who would be more of an expert on why they suck than someone who is in "Greek life".
For the sake of organization I have created categories for each of the people that are in the greek organizations. You probably don't understand because you are fucking stupid, but I'm sure you will catch on.
Fraternities:
The Tool: This guy tries to rip his personality from the silver screen of movies such as "Van Wilder", "Old School", etc. etc. He is a doucher and has cronies who typically follow him around. He is always down for "gettin fucked up" "fuckin Bitches" and constantly brags a how many "Bitches" they get with, even though it is probably limited to his hand, and that kid he touched penises with at recess in the 5th grade.
The man whore: This guy can be alright to hang out with, for guys. Girls to this person are disposable objects and talks shit to them constantly. The funniest part about this is that typically, girls know how many girls the guy has been with and still get with him. Why? because they are fucking dumb...
That Guy: This guy typically lifts weights constantly, finds an excuse to take off his shirt in public places, most likely plays ultimate frizbee, and watches fucking Jersey Shore. He is also that guy at the gym that when you want to get on the bench, says that he has like 40 more sets to do in his cut off under armor shirt. You have seen them, you probably know one, or two. They are fucking lame. Oh yeah and you can typically spot him checking out his "Swell" at the gym mirror...fucking asshole
Me: Well, I think it is obvious that I am probably one of the most diabolical of the classes of Frat people. What is this class called you ask? Well shit eater it is the hater, as the name implies I hate on everything and everyone. Why? because it is fun.
Sororities
The Conceited Bitch: This person is interesting, they have fun with people, seem pretty cool, and is everyone's "friend". But, they talk shit, manipulative,and narcissistic. Everything is very cloak and dagger, behind the scenes, ghost recon shit. Typically she is mistaken for another class that will be discussed later.
The Skank: There are different types of this class of human. Some are clandestine sluts (Clandestine means secret asshole), overt skank, and then the "black out" skank. The last one is probably the most interesting, she claims blacking out as a means of justification for the actions. "Haha OmG, I don't remember it I was blacked out ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!" ...no... just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen, you fuck.
The Drama Queen: This chick needs little explanation. Instigating, attention seeking, dramatizing, crying, puking and all that shit. She often over steps her bounds within a group of people. Before people start talking shit and crying like a bunch of bitch ass dick faces, by over stepping bounds I mean...hmm for instance, making fun someone that they barely know within the social group and she finds it okay. This person often comes up and talks to you for at least a half an hour about something that you don't care about and at the end of the conversation you wished one of several things happened mid conversation. A) she stopped talking B) You had a massive blood clot in your brain causing your head to explode C) You were a big enough dickhead to just walk away.
The Cool Chick: Well, this class is pretty self explanatory. This girl typically hangs out with the guys and can interact without having it be awkward. This person is enjoyable to be around and most of the time keeps it real. But, they can only keep it so real cause this person is in "greek life" so they must have some kind of fucking damage.
Well, Until next time
F out
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Franklin's Weekly Rant! - Why CODMW2 is Awsome, and you suck dick
Sup douche nozzles, first off I want to say that I fucking hate all of you. I tend to get agitated frequently at a number of different things and feel the need to rant on meaningless tangents about shit that people don't care about, but should. Now, those misused emotions will have meaning, now someone else, besides those that are are in the room, will be able to share in my rants. The rants range from philosophical, gaming, religious, or any other random thing that comes to mind. Now, you the people of the world will be able to read my thoughts via digital internetismization between your jerk sessions to futanari porn and animal bukkake videos. (yeah I made up the fucking word internetismization deal with it...bitch...).
Now, that being out of the way, we move on to the main topic of this post. Seeing that you are reading this, I am assuming you can fucking read. So, you have obviously read the title and are curious to see why CODMW2 (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, for you asinine piss faces) is awesome and you suck dick. Well, here we go.
CODMW2 is amazing because it takes you to a fictitious alter reality that allows you to shoot people from around the world with no repercussions. Not to mention you play as a bad assed bad ass who looks cool as shit too.
See, you look like this guy or some other random overly tactical special forces guy. Chances are you look nothing like this in real life, or ever will.
See this fucking guy, that's you.
enough said
until next time
Franklin out
Now, that being out of the way, we move on to the main topic of this post. Seeing that you are reading this, I am assuming you can fucking read. So, you have obviously read the title and are curious to see why CODMW2 (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, for you asinine piss faces) is awesome and you suck dick. Well, here we go.
CODMW2 is amazing because it takes you to a fictitious alter reality that allows you to shoot people from around the world with no repercussions. Not to mention you play as a bad assed bad ass who looks cool as shit too.
See, you look like this guy or some other random overly tactical special forces guy. Chances are you look nothing like this in real life, or ever will.
See this fucking guy, that's you.
enough said
until next time
Franklin out
CoD: MW2 Drinking Game
We know what everyone is thinking; “how can I get drunk and not stop playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?” Well now there’s an answer: The Call of Duty Drinking Game. Here at bro-bro-bro-dude we know that if there’s two things bro’s love it’s Call of Duty and drinking. Here are the rules:
• When you die you have to drink for as many seconds as the kill cam is
• If you get knifed then you have to double the seconds on the kill cam
• If you get killed by a care package then you have to double the seconds on the kill cam
• If your team loses you finish your beer
• If you kill yourself (i.e. jumping off a building that’s too tall) chug a beer
Have fun bro’s
Daily Brotune
Alright, well alright,
I say I do it for the love
Bunk bed flow, always one level above
If I’m in ya starting five you will never need a sub
And I’m neva looking down so I always know wassup
A picture wont do me Justice League in this b-tch
I’ma do me trust this
Patience lil label n-gga you wont rush this
I got the hammer money sweetie you can’t touch this
I got a revolutionary flow in every scenerio
coming through ya stereo
plus my girlfriend booty round like the merry go
B-tches like where he at, they be like there he go
And this verse deserve a burial
Don’t cry for me this ain’t motha f-cking Mario
Yeah, and polo isn’t at my session
Mr Anticipation Ima keep you n-ggas guessing like
ok ok I’m grown, Im grown
party at my house but I’m home alone
doing every single thing my momma wouldn’t condone
counting everything I own in my muthaf-cking ZONE,
I’m up too high somebody come get me down down down down
said I’m up too high somebody get me down down down down
Look, my ex girl said she done dating black guys
she shoulda listened when her white friends advised
not me I make your battle ships capsize
get soaked get wet get baptized
I got the full package a n-gga complete
I get bread and eat tracks like lunch meat
sue me and Ima put you on front street
probably get your records pushed back like front seats
I’m much more then you fathom he would be
and aint too many n-ggas that I’d rather be than me
I guarantee the women getting at him would agree
that he should go ahead and put a patent on his g
and I swear these n-ggas gassed up even though the price is high
I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly
you know my coupe sit super low
top slipped off like Janet at the superbowl
Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls
So we're gonna put up a fact, video, or quote from Bear Grylls every day cause he's the fucking man. We'll just start it off with a funny fact for now.
-Bear Grylls knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego at any given point in time.
-Bear Grylls knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego at any given point in time.
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