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Monday, February 8, 2010

Automotive Pick-Up Lines

This post is about guy’s addiction to screaming/beeping/whistling at girls from their car as the girl walks down the street. I am not going to sit here and say that I have never done it…I’m a bro and a dude so I’ve done my fair share of automotive sexual harassment. It must be weird getting ready for a jog and knowing that at least two cars full of guys are going to let you know how nice your butt looks as they speed by beeping their horn. Some girls get mad about it, but I would love it. I cannot name one time that a car full of girls drove by me yelling “YERP! NICE ASS!!” Maybe that is why girls run around outside so much more than guys do. If I was getting compliments thrown at me every other block I would run around in short-shorts and a tank top everyday too.

I just want to know if this has ever worked for a guy. Imagine the day that your kid asked how you met each other…”Well Timmy, I was driving around with some friends sophomore year of college and we happened to drive by your mother while she was out on a run. I yelled ‘HEY TITS! NICE ASS!’ we went on a few dates and here we are.” If this has ever worked for anyone that is reading this please leave a comment with your address so I can come shake your hand.

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