Franklin's Weekly Rant! - Why CODMW2 is Awsome, and you suck dick

Sup douche nozzles, first off I want to say that I fucking hate all of you. I tend to get agitated frequently at a number of different things and feel the need to rant on meaningless tangents about shit that people don't care about, but should. Now, those misused emotions will have meaning, now someone else, besides those that are are in the room, will be able to share in my rants. The rants range from philosophical, gaming, religious, or any other random thing that comes to mind. Now, you the people of the world will be able to read my thoughts via digital internetismization between your jerk sessions to futanari porn and animal bukkake videos. (yeah I made up the fucking word internetismization deal with it...bitch...).

Now, that being out of the way, we move on to the main topic of this post. Seeing that you are reading this, I am assuming you can fucking read. So, you have obviously read the title and are curious to see why CODMW2 (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, for you asinine piss faces) is awesome and you suck dick. Well, here we go.

CODMW2 is amazing because it takes you to a fictitious alter reality that allows you to shoot people from around the world with no repercussions. Not to mention you play as a bad assed bad ass who looks cool as shit too.




See, you look like this guy or some other random overly tactical special forces guy. Chances are you look nothing like this in real life, or ever will.



See this fucking guy, that's you.

enough said

until next time

Franklin out

CoD: MW2 Drinking Game

We know what everyone is thinking; “how can I get drunk and not stop playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?” Well now there’s an answer: The Call of Duty Drinking Game. Here at bro-bro-bro-dude we know that if there’s two things bro’s love it’s Call of Duty and drinking. Here are the rules:
• When you die you have to drink for as many seconds as the kill cam is
• If you get knifed then you have to double the seconds on the kill cam
• If you get killed by a care package then you have to double the seconds on the kill cam
• If your team loses you finish your beer
• If you kill yourself (i.e. jumping off a building that’s too tall) chug a beer
Have fun bro’s

Daily Brotune

Alright, well alright,
I say I do it for the love
Bunk bed flow, always one level above
If I’m in ya starting five you will never need a sub
And I’m neva looking down so I always know wassup
A picture wont do me Justice League in this b-tch
I’ma do me trust this
Patience lil label n-gga you wont rush this
I got the hammer money sweetie you can’t touch this
I got a revolutionary flow in every scenerio
coming through ya stereo
plus my girlfriend booty round like the merry go
B-tches like where he at, they be like there he go
And this verse deserve a burial
Don’t cry for me this ain’t motha f-cking Mario
Yeah, and polo isn’t at my session
Mr Anticipation Ima keep you n-ggas guessing like

ok ok I’m grown, Im grown
party at my house but I’m home alone
doing every single thing my momma wouldn’t condone
counting everything I own in my muthaf-cking ZONE,

I’m up too high somebody come get me down down down down
said I’m up too high somebody get me down down down down

Look, my ex girl said she done dating black guys
she shoulda listened when her white friends advised
not me I make your battle ships capsize
get soaked get wet get baptized
I got the full package a n-gga complete
I get bread and eat tracks like lunch meat
sue me and Ima put you on front street
probably get your records pushed back like front seats
I’m much more then you fathom he would be
and aint too many n-ggas that I’d rather be than me
I guarantee the women getting at him would agree
that he should go ahead and put a patent on his g
and I swear these n-ggas gassed up even though the price is high
I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly
you know my coupe sit super low
top slipped off like Janet at the superbowl

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Daily Dedication to Bear Grylls

So we're gonna put up a fact, video, or quote from Bear Grylls every day cause he's the fucking man. We'll just start it off with a funny fact for now.


-Bear Grylls knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego at any given point in time.

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