Franklin's Weekly Rant! - Why CODMW2 is Awsome, and you suck dick

Sup douche nozzles, first off I want to say that I fucking hate all of you. I tend to get agitated frequently at a number of different things and feel the need to rant on meaningless tangents about shit that people don't care about, but should. Now, those misused emotions will have meaning, now someone else, besides those that are are in the room, will be able to share in my rants. The rants range from philosophical, gaming, religious, or any other random thing that comes to mind. Now, you the people of the world will be able to read my thoughts via digital internetismization between your jerk sessions to futanari porn and animal bukkake videos. (yeah I made up the fucking word internetismization deal with it...bitch...).

Now, that being out of the way, we move on to the main topic of this post. Seeing that you are reading this, I am assuming you can fucking read. So, you have obviously read the title and are curious to see why CODMW2 (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, for you asinine piss faces) is awesome and you suck dick. Well, here we go.

CODMW2 is amazing because it takes you to a fictitious alter reality that allows you to shoot people from around the world with no repercussions. Not to mention you play as a bad assed bad ass who looks cool as shit too.




See, you look like this guy or some other random overly tactical special forces guy. Chances are you look nothing like this in real life, or ever will.



See this fucking guy, that's you.

enough said

until next time

Franklin out