I've been thinking for a while about how frats and sororities piss me off. I know what you are thinking and saying at you pornmachine, "But FrankLin, arEn't u in a Frat? LOL?!" Yes fuck face, I am in a fraternity. But, who would be more of an expert on why they suck than someone who is in "Greek life".
For the sake of organization I have created categories for each of the people that are in the greek organizations. You probably don't understand because you are fucking stupid, but I'm sure you will catch on.
Fraternities:
The Tool: This guy tries to rip his personality from the silver screen of movies such as "Van Wilder", "Old School", etc. etc. He is a doucher and has cronies who typically follow him around. He is always down for "gettin fucked up" "fuckin Bitches" and constantly brags a how many "Bitches" they get with, even though it is probably limited to his hand, and that kid he touched penises with at recess in the 5th grade.
The man whore: This guy can be alright to hang out with, for guys. Girls to this person are disposable objects and talks shit to them constantly. The funniest part about this is that typically, girls know how many girls the guy has been with and still get with him. Why? because they are fucking dumb...
That Guy: This guy typically lifts weights constantly, finds an excuse to take off his shirt in public places, most likely plays ultimate frizbee, and watches fucking Jersey Shore. He is also that guy at the gym that when you want to get on the bench, says that he has like 40 more sets to do in his cut off under armor shirt. You have seen them, you probably know one, or two. They are fucking lame. Oh yeah and you can typically spot him checking out his "Swell" at the gym mirror...fucking asshole
Me: Well, I think it is obvious that I am probably one of the most diabolical of the classes of Frat people. What is this class called you ask? Well shit eater it is the hater, as the name implies I hate on everything and everyone. Why? because it is fun.
Sororities
The Conceited Bitch: This person is interesting, they have fun with people, seem pretty cool, and is everyone's "friend". But, they talk shit, manipulative,and narcissistic. Everything is very cloak and dagger, behind the scenes, ghost recon shit. Typically she is mistaken for another class that will be discussed later.
The Skank: There are different types of this class of human. Some are clandestine sluts (Clandestine means secret asshole), overt skank, and then the "black out" skank. The last one is probably the most interesting, she claims blacking out as a means of justification for the actions. "Haha OmG, I don't remember it I was blacked out ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!" ...no... just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen, you fuck.
The Drama Queen: This chick needs little explanation. Instigating, attention seeking, dramatizing, crying, puking and all that shit. She often over steps her bounds within a group of people. Before people start talking shit and crying like a bunch of bitch ass dick faces, by over stepping bounds I mean...hmm for instance, making fun someone that they barely know within the social group and she finds it okay. This person often comes up and talks to you for at least a half an hour about something that you don't care about and at the end of the conversation you wished one of several things happened mid conversation. A) she stopped talking B) You had a massive blood clot in your brain causing your head to explode C) You were a big enough dickhead to just walk away.
The Cool Chick: Well, this class is pretty self explanatory. This girl typically hangs out with the guys and can interact without having it be awkward. This person is enjoyable to be around and most of the time keeps it real. But, they can only keep it so real cause this person is in "greek life" so they must have some kind of fucking damage.
Well, Until next time
F out
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