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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Random Shit With Franklin (ret) : Why Battlefield 3 is going to be better than any COD game...ever

Alright, I know a lot of people out there love “COD” or “MW” or “Black Ops” or what the fuck ever title you want to call one of the 8 Call of Duty titles.  I know, most people only know about  7 of them however there was a ds or mobile title or something out there that usually isn’t included. Anyway, for some reason that generally escapes me everyone loves the shit out of these games. Granted, there are some cool parts in MW (Modern Warfare) and MW2 (Modern Warfare 2…duh), but the games are relatively the same. Not so much so between MW and MW2, but Black Ops is pretty much MW2 reskinned in Vietnam.  The new one is coming out in November as usual (COD title comes out once a year) and I’m sure there are plenty of you that are very excited. I’m here to tell you about a game that is going to kick the COD gameplay square in the nuts.

Lucy Pinder Knows Her Place...In The Kitchen

She gets my vote for housewife of the year.

Daily Brotune

Had to find one with lyrics because Lupe has a powerful message that needs to be heard.

Should Have Taught Your Daughter Better



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Our Fourth Amendment Rights Are Being Stripped!



We try to keep things humorous here at BroBroBroDude but this seemed kind of important. A couple of days ago the Supreme Court ruled that the police can simply claim they heard something coming from your house and call it the "exigent circumstances" doctrine of the Fourth Amendment, break down your door and arrest you without a warrant. This was the decision made in the case of Kentucky Vs. King. The Fourth Amendment States that 'The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.' Click to keep reading.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Parcour Fail

Parcour is pretty dumb and this video is a great example why.

Philly Sports Update of the Week


So the Phillies are Struggling. They have dropped 4 in a row and their offense is nowhere to be found. But what do you expect when you have Michael Martinez, Pete Orr, Wilson Valdez, Dane Sardinha, and Brian Schneider in your lineup regularly. Its a shame to have no run support for the best starting pitching staff in Baseball but this seems to happen every year. However once we get Chase Utley, Carlos Ruiz, and Shane Victorino back and healthy we should be alright. Ibanez has started hitting better and John Mayberry Jr. has proven he can be a threat off the bench. Domonic Brown returned to Triple-A Lehigh Valley last night and went 1-2 with two RBI. Thats promising but I don't see Brown making any sort of impact for the Phillies any time in the near future.

The Sixers will have the 16th pick in the 2011 NBA draft which will be held on June 23rd. Click to continue reading...

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Just Another Day At The Beach

I'll try and post as many funny videos on here as I can to keep you bros and sons entertained. And who doesn't enjoy watching a drunk ass person making a complete idiot out of themselves?

UFO's

So I saw this video about UFO's. Whether you believe in UFO's or not, many of the clips are from credible media outlets. With that being said, most of the stuff in this video could also be bullshit. Its a very interesting video and you can watch and judge for yourself.

What Badass Line Would You Use Before Shooting Osama?

Ten years from now when they make a movie about how America swiftly and efficiently hunted down and killed Osama Bin Laden after only about 115 months I'm sure they will have a badass one liner set up for whoever shoots that fucker. So leave a comment and tell us what your cool one liner would be before you shot Osama Bin Laden in the face !

Heff's Dream Jobs!

Every day I sit and I think about what it would be like to have an awesome job that pays me enough money to get out of my shitty apartment that doesn’t have cable or internet and just recently acquired heat and hot water. I decided since I have no real motivation or determination I would just start writing about the cool jobs that I will never have. So welcome to Heff’s Dream Job of The Week. Let’s get started:
I don’t know what major lands you this job, but I am definitely trying to find out. This guy gets PAID to rub oil on the best butt in the world. I think that most guys would agree with me when I say that I would do some unspeakable things to get an hour alone with a half-naked Vida Guerra and a big bottle of baby oil. There can’t be one day when this guy wakes up and thinks “fuck, I really don’t want to go rub oil all over Vida Guerra and then watch her take sexy pictures all day AGAIN.” You have to watch the video attached to really appreciate how awesome this job is. The guy makes a living by jiggling the most glorious butt cheeks on the planet in front of his face in tropical places. He travels the world, lathering butts on the world’s best beaches. Dream job? More like a wet dream job, right??? A-yoooooo

Random Shit With Franklin (ret): Martial Arts Films You Should Be Watchin Part: TWOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

Last time I forgot to mention my rating scale, it should be self explanatory but I’m sure some of you dumbasses won’t get it so here it is. The Fist/sword rating is 0-5 scale, 5 being the highest rating it can get. The lower the worse the flick is. The accessibility rating is how easy it will be for you to get your hands on the film. Lower score means harder to find. I just added the absurdity level and well that’s just how unbelievable/ridiculous the film is.

Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly (UPDATE)

If you were interested in the debate and missed it here are some clips.




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Monday, May 16, 2011

Random Shit With Franklin (ret): Martial Arts Films You Should Be Watchin Part: Wooaaaaahon!

As most people in the world, we here at Brobrobrodude love movies. We each have our own preferences that vary from genre to genre. One of my favorite preferences are martial arts films. I love martial arts films. I feel like they are some what dismissed and under appreciated. Yeah I know there are shitty ass films out there but that is why you have me. I'll try and help you sort through the bullshit. So, I will post some ass kicking films that I have watched and tell you why you should be watching them.

Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly

At 8PM tonight on "The O'Reilly Factor", Bill O'Reilly will debate Jon Stewart on the topic of letting rapper "Common" perform at a White House poetry night. The criticism from many pundits on FOX News stems from Common's supposed violence in his lyrics. Not only is Common an upstanding guy, his lyrics are very socially and politically conscious. I expect Stewart to kick O'Reilly's ass in this debate. This next piece from "The Daily Show" wonderfully portrays the ignorance and hypocrisy that is FOX News. Enjoy.

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Delaware Becomes 16th State to Pass Medical Marijuana Legislation





Being from Southeastern Pennsylvania, this is big news. Many states around us have come to their senses and passed some form of medical marijuana legislation for patients who really need it. Hopefully Pennsylvania will follow the trend and pass the bill which has been re-introduced in the PA Senate by Senator Daylin Leach. The full article on the PA bill can be found here.

Up and Coming Artist Alert

I was going to show YB some love on the daily brotune section but I'd rather you guys hear this whole mixtape because its fire. Keep doing your thing Young Black.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Franklin (ret) and Some Random Shit

Hey everybody, a lot has changed since the last post I did. I am no longer an undergrad and I have moved on to continue my education on the master’s level. ~waits for round of applause~ Why thank you, all of you are too kind. I’m just kidding, you probably didn’t applaud, probably couldn’t take your dick beaters away from pleasuring yourself to do so. I get it, it’s addicting. As scintillating as this tangent is, personal desecration is not the topic of discussion for this blog post. Since I have graduated I have had a reasonable amount of time to reflect on the various bits of knowledge I acquired over the four years I attended the undergraduate level of higher education. So, I feel it is necessary to share them with you! I know, I know, you are all so overwhelmed with joy you can’t even contain yourselves. So, here it is, instead of Franklin’s Rant, I’m going to just write about random shit and hopefully give you something entertaining to read. If not, well, I’ll be glad I wasted a portion of your life. Also, if you have any questions that you would like me or anyone of the bros to answer post them on the facebook brobrobrodude fan page and we will address them here. I would like some suggestions or questions as to what you think we should write about on the blog! You can ask the question to one of us specifically or pick one of the bros to answer your question.

As some of you may know, I do not believe in any sort of god. I mean literally none at all. I think that it is an absurd concept and all it does is control how people function in day to day life. I also think that it is a form of social control for the masses that has been carried on for far too long. So, I think you should try and prove me wrong. You post a comment as to why you think there is a God and I will respond back in a paragraph arguing against what you have to say. But, maybe, you'll come up with some point that I cannot post a valid argument against. I mean post anything you want to. I want some sort of community interaction. Defend your faith! Tell me why you believe and I will give you reasons why you shouldn’t. I hope I get some good responses, cause religion is weak son.

F(ret) Out!