Dedication To Stretchy Pants

This post is a dedication to whoever convinced girls that wearing leggings as pants was a good idea. ALL MEN THANK YOU! And lesbians probably like it too we don’t discriminate here at brobrobrodude. Maybe it started as the worst walk of shame ever. The girl woke up and couldn’t find the skirt that she wore over her leggings the night before. But she’d rather walk home in tights than wake up the random dude she let slam her the night before. Half way home she noticed her butt looks ten times better when she is walking down the street essentially pantless.

Well since we are guys and we can’t give credit to girls for anything…kudos to the guy who provided sex that was awkward enough to make a girl walk home without what she thought was the most important part of her outfit. Or it could have just been some selfless boyfriend. Just because she is your girlfriend does not make it ok to hide a set of beautiful butt cheeks from the world; and this guyk new that…must’ve been a real bro…or a dude….Imagine the conversation as he watches his girlfriend get dressed for the night. “Babe, I don’t get why you even put clothes on over your leggings. Your body is so beautiful; why cover it up?” And that could be the single reason why we get to walk around and see girls pretty much half naked. So whoever started this…we all owe you one…….P.S. We all hope that if you were smart enough to get all girls to wear leggings as pants than you are also smart enough to convince fat girls to NEVER WEAR THEM