Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Daily Brotune
Well one of brobrobrodude's favorite artist KiD CuDi is gonna star on a new HBO show called How To Make It In America! It starts Feburary 14th and will play every Sunday at 10. Well to promote the show they made a mixtape for it, though its not all CuDi its still a good mixtape. So download it here, give it a listen, then watch the show! http://www.mediafire.com/?xg20jrmthmr
Monday, February 8, 2010
Automotive Pick-Up Lines
This post is about guy’s addiction to screaming/beeping/whistling at girls from their car as the girl walks down the street. I am not going to sit here and say that I have never done it…I’m a bro and a dude so I’ve done my fair share of automotive sexual harassment. It must be weird getting ready for a jog and knowing that at least two cars full of guys are going to let you know how nice your butt looks as they speed by beeping their horn. Some girls get mad about it, but I would love it. I cannot name one time that a car full of girls drove by me yelling “YERP! NICE ASS!!” Maybe that is why girls run around outside so much more than guys do. If I was getting compliments thrown at me every other block I would run around in short-shorts and a tank top everyday too.
I just want to know if this has ever worked for a guy. Imagine the day that your kid asked how you met each other…”Well Timmy, I was driving around with some friends sophomore year of college and we happened to drive by your mother while she was out on a run. I yelled ‘HEY TITS! NICE ASS!’ we went on a few dates and here we are.” If this has ever worked for anyone that is reading this please leave a comment with your address so I can come shake your hand.
I just want to know if this has ever worked for a guy. Imagine the day that your kid asked how you met each other…”Well Timmy, I was driving around with some friends sophomore year of college and we happened to drive by your mother while she was out on a run. I yelled ‘HEY TITS! NICE ASS!’ we went on a few dates and here we are.” If this has ever worked for anyone that is reading this please leave a comment with your address so I can come shake your hand.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Legalizing Marijuana: The Economic Benefits
Don’t get the wrong idea. We are not all potheads here at brobrobrodude, but prohibition on marijuana is just absurd. Let me start by explaining why it was made illegal in the first place.
The Marijuana Tax Act was created in 1937. It didn’t criminalize marijuana but rather forced everyone using it or growing it to have a stamp for it. However, the government wasn’t giving any out. This essentially made it illegal to possess or grow marijuana. The main reason this law was passed can be tied directly to racism. It was done because Mexicans and African Americans were mostly the ones who used marijuana recreationally and people like Henry Anslinger, the Commissioner of the FBI at the time, wanted to ruin all their fun. Anslinger ran smear campaigns through outrageous films such as “Reefer Madness,” to ruin the image of marijuana.
Time and time again, scientific studies have shown that marijuana has no long term health effects and there is no record of anyone EVER dying from marijuana use. Yet things like cigarettes and alcohol which kill millions of people worldwide every year remain completely legal. But enough about the basics… and on to the real reason for this post: why legalizing marijuana could be a great boost to this economy that is in the worst recession since the Great Depression.
Hemp is a material made from marijuana plants that can be used to make over 25,000 different products from clothes to paper. Before it was made illegal, it was the largest agricultural crop in the world! These days, the underground marijuana industry is a multi-billion dollar industry despite the fact that it is illegal. Making more products from hemp could have countless positive outcomes. It could help our pollution in this country because the products would be organic and it could also create many jobs. The marijuana industry itself could create many jobs, from growers to distributors. Our unemployment rate is in the double digits and more jobs could do nothing but help the situation. There is currently an estimated 50 million people in America who use marijuana. If the government made it legal and taxed it, there could be billions of dollars in revenue to help the $12.3 trillion debt that we are in, or maybe even put us in a surplus which has been done only once in the past 40 years, by the Clinton Administration. There are 45,000 people in jail in the U.S. because of weed related issues. There is even more money we could save by not having to provide for all of those people every day. According to Jeffrey Miron, an economics professor at Harvard University, “the government could save $7.7 billion every year if it didn’t have to spend money policing and prosecuting marijuana activity.” This year alone, there has already been $5 billion spent on the war on drugs in the United States. That’s just over a month! And yet marijuana is still illegal and our debt is growing at an astounding rate. Something has to be done to fix the economy and these asinine stimulus bills are not working. Marijuana legalization may not be the only solution to that problem or the best one, but it sure as hell would help.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Franklin's Rant- Stop fucking singing at parties...ya fucks
It’s Friday night, I’m sipping on “my drank” and I, for the most part, am having a good time. The week of troubles being washed away 12oz at a time from a clear plastic cup of brown alcoholic nectar. Then, it happens, a song that has plagued my ears more than a thousand times starts. The cackling of the pack of girls standing near me fades out into inane screams of, “OH MY GOD YAAAAAAY!” The group of assholes I saw earlier are now wrapped in each others’ arms swaying back and forth to the rhythm of the song. My mind begins to process all the information that is occurring around me. A single thought pops into my head, “Fuck…”
The fact that I even have to address this issue is beyond tedium. The hebetudinous of the people that participate in these exercises in idiocy frustrate me to the point of complete mental exhaustion. The act leaves me in a somewhat phlegmatic state, where I can do nothing but shit and piss myself while staring at my dilapidated Brookwood off white ceiling tiles. Why do the masses feel that this practice is necessary? It is completely incompetent. What I am talking about is group singing at parties.
First off, the majority of people who participate in this most likely do not listen to Bon Jovi or Journey while they are alone, so why is it necessary to scream the lyrics of these songs in a social setting with a bunch of other blithering idiots? No response? Well, fortunately for you I have formulated several hypotheses for this.
Hypothesis 1: Idiots have become self aware, if this is the case then the singing is acting as some sort of town bell, a bat signal if you will. Unlike Gotham’s Dark Knight it seems that this signal is more of a calling out to the world that, “Hey I’m a fucking idiot! Where my peers at ya herrrrrr maaayy???” Typically afterwards I would imagine they gather together in primitive groups discussing anything ranging from how many paint chips it took them to eat to get high last Tuesday or how long they tried fitting the square block in the circle hole before coming to the party.
Hypothesis 2: It is a mating call to other dumbass mother fuckers of the opposite sex. I have come to this hypothesis from extensive field work and observation. Unfortunately I believe that my IQ may have dropped a couple of points while being constantly surrounded by these individuals. BUT, that was a sacrifice I was willing to make for science. Back to what I was saying, typically a male will be in charge of the musical device and will prompt the singing (more on him later). When this happens the females will follow suit. Thus, it must be some sort of idiot mating ritual, which is probably followed by 30 seconds of belly button sex between the two.
Hypothesis 3: There is no answer. The situation is so fucking dumb that it is beyond the possibility of explanation entirely. Even through vigorous contemplation and deductive reasoning, the obtuse nature of the act must be completely incomprehensible.
One can only postulate as to which of these is actually true, some would surmise that further pontification on the subject would be dispensable. However, this is Brobrobrodude.blogspot.com, which means you need to shut that filthy fucking sewer you call a mouth and listen.
The final topic that I have to discuss before I bring this disquisition to a close, this is the subject of the fuckhole that I have deemed, “Teh Clown”.
This is the individual is the one who leads the parade of fools in song and will fall under the category of tool if in a frat/sorority. He/She is the loudest mother fuck in the immediate area, moreover, this person has the annoying characteristic of knowing every fucking word in every dumb fuck song. This person unfortunately is in control of the music device and continually puts stupid shit on, namely sing along songs. The mind reels when trying to understand the “Teh Clown” through rational thought. “Teh Clown” tries to gain recognition from their peers by doing this, unfortunately for him/her it is self defeating in its stupidity. Why? A.) it’s not cool B.) it’s not cool C.) you look like a fucking idiot screaming at Bon Jovi at the top of your lungs D.) you aren’t cool singing like an idiot because Bon Jovi has been doing it for over 20 years and he still isn’t cool so what could you possibly hope to accomplish, you might as well turn down the dumbass knob in your life and not do it.
I’m done
F- Out
Failing to prevent human devolution since 1987
The fact that I even have to address this issue is beyond tedium. The hebetudinous of the people that participate in these exercises in idiocy frustrate me to the point of complete mental exhaustion. The act leaves me in a somewhat phlegmatic state, where I can do nothing but shit and piss myself while staring at my dilapidated Brookwood off white ceiling tiles. Why do the masses feel that this practice is necessary? It is completely incompetent. What I am talking about is group singing at parties.
First off, the majority of people who participate in this most likely do not listen to Bon Jovi or Journey while they are alone, so why is it necessary to scream the lyrics of these songs in a social setting with a bunch of other blithering idiots? No response? Well, fortunately for you I have formulated several hypotheses for this.
Hypothesis 1: Idiots have become self aware, if this is the case then the singing is acting as some sort of town bell, a bat signal if you will. Unlike Gotham’s Dark Knight it seems that this signal is more of a calling out to the world that, “Hey I’m a fucking idiot! Where my peers at ya herrrrrr maaayy???” Typically afterwards I would imagine they gather together in primitive groups discussing anything ranging from how many paint chips it took them to eat to get high last Tuesday or how long they tried fitting the square block in the circle hole before coming to the party.
Hypothesis 2: It is a mating call to other dumbass mother fuckers of the opposite sex. I have come to this hypothesis from extensive field work and observation. Unfortunately I believe that my IQ may have dropped a couple of points while being constantly surrounded by these individuals. BUT, that was a sacrifice I was willing to make for science. Back to what I was saying, typically a male will be in charge of the musical device and will prompt the singing (more on him later). When this happens the females will follow suit. Thus, it must be some sort of idiot mating ritual, which is probably followed by 30 seconds of belly button sex between the two.
Hypothesis 3: There is no answer. The situation is so fucking dumb that it is beyond the possibility of explanation entirely. Even through vigorous contemplation and deductive reasoning, the obtuse nature of the act must be completely incomprehensible.
One can only postulate as to which of these is actually true, some would surmise that further pontification on the subject would be dispensable. However, this is Brobrobrodude.blogspot.com, which means you need to shut that filthy fucking sewer you call a mouth and listen.
The final topic that I have to discuss before I bring this disquisition to a close, this is the subject of the fuckhole that I have deemed, “Teh Clown”.
This is the individual is the one who leads the parade of fools in song and will fall under the category of tool if in a frat/sorority. He/She is the loudest mother fuck in the immediate area, moreover, this person has the annoying characteristic of knowing every fucking word in every dumb fuck song. This person unfortunately is in control of the music device and continually puts stupid shit on, namely sing along songs. The mind reels when trying to understand the “Teh Clown” through rational thought. “Teh Clown” tries to gain recognition from their peers by doing this, unfortunately for him/her it is self defeating in its stupidity. Why? A.) it’s not cool B.) it’s not cool C.) you look like a fucking idiot screaming at Bon Jovi at the top of your lungs D.) you aren’t cool singing like an idiot because Bon Jovi has been doing it for over 20 years and he still isn’t cool so what could you possibly hope to accomplish, you might as well turn down the dumbass knob in your life and not do it.
I’m done
F- Out
Failing to prevent human devolution since 1987
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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